May 5th

National t*tty pics day

Bro she sent me tits it’s may 5th

by Erin jones May 4, 2022

May 9

day of being my girlfriend

what day it's today?

may 9 so u should be carla's gf

by kxkxkdy May 8, 2019

May 28th

A day where a beautiful brown eyed male was born. Super funny, intelligent and attractive, definitely a sweetheart was born on this day! ❤️

Me: What's today?
Some person: Oh it's may 28th!
Me: Wow it's my amazing boyfriends birthday!

by Mrs Bakugo June 28, 2022

May 17

It is Natalia‘s birthday the most important day of the whole year any other holiday besides this is just useless in May 17 is just amazing

Oh my God is May 17 let’s give Natalia 1 million1 billion dollors. For real she’s such an amazing awesome person I love her so much so funny

by Natalia ruiz May 16, 2022

May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024

May 28

Petty and Disrespectful day
•Be the most pettiest person and disrespectful person that you always wanted to be.•

Girl 1: hey? What day is it?
Girl 2: it’s May 28 ya dummy
Girl 1: gotcha

by CationSp May 28, 2021

May 5th

National let your gf know how beautiful she is day!

It's may 5th! You know what that means!

by FlyingMonkey079 May 5, 2024