Jake Russo

An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.
Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.
by jakerusso2006 November 22, 2021
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jake briningstool

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
by sickbitch1234 November 02, 2020
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The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.
by Checkoff April 18, 2024
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Jakes Rizz

Jake has the most TOP TIER RIZZ especially in his pants he gets all the bitches
YOOO Jakes Rizz is crazy
by TwizzyRizh January 13, 2024
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Hug Jake

Hug anyone called Jake he might be your crush 😉
Hmmm...I really need a hug oh wait its national hug Jake day!
by Buttcheek bash November 14, 2019
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Jake Gardner

Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
Jake Gardner can’t get sunburnt
by Barry Mahogany January 31, 2020
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Jake Curley

A very tall man that acts like an ape and always has an insane amount of energy. If you take care of him. he will surely take care of you. He is a nice guy at heart but a hard ass on the outside.
Jake Curley is a pretty cool dude!
by RandomGuy746894 February 12, 2022
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