Hi

The one thing you text to your friend when you are bored as shit.

"Hi"
"Why the heck are you texting me at 2 in the morning babe?"
"IDK"
"You piece of shit, you woke me up!"

by JustKiddingRowling June 14, 2018

But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Hi

You’ve probably looked up something really bad on here and then typed in ‘Hi’ to cover it up because someone just walked in.

*someone comes into room*
*changes search to hi to pretend you were searching hi*

by RandomWriter. August 8, 2021

hi liv

person: hi liv

hi liv

by my name is paisley March 30, 2022

hi

Hi is wat u would type when u r trying to get rid of some videos that ur parents would not like u too be on. It is a rush so u type the shortest word u can think of to make u look like an innocent little bitch.

"Oh no I have to make myself look as innocent as possible I must type "hi""

by Porn catcher January 24, 2020

dink his donger

When you take your pinky finger and stroke his penis until he finishes.

I went over and he wanted me to dink his donger

by hahehehehehe February 12, 2018

Ring his balls

To give that person a rude-awakening; To wake him up

Someone needs to ring his balls, for all the mistakes he has been making!

by KynanT January 28, 2019