sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Sam

Sam is very funny and smart. He is a walking W and has never abused an animal, physically or sexually

Sam is so cool. He is a walking W

by CHUNKY MONKEY6009 February 8, 2022

Sam-sellou

A man or woman in most cases a woman that is really doing a strange thing at all time and isn't 100% in his head

That girl there is a sam-sellou

by DontHitMumboOfBridge_TheEvilDJ November 9, 2018

sam..ai

sam..ai is the best tiktok account

sam..ai > you

omg it's sam..ai! Her humor is so amazing!!

by notsam05 September 3, 2021

Sam

Sam, the coolest out there Ka chow.

Sam what a Ka chow

by Makka_Pakka August 29, 2021

Samming

To smoke a blunt/pipe out of rotation order.

Josh: Isn't it my hit?

Eric: Ya i think greg is samming it

by Jaketheman69 March 2, 2019

Sam

Tattletale,Potter head,creepy,annoying,wannabe.

Sams over there

by A S!MP December 30, 2021