Wet noodle

A limp dick energy having person, giving weak energy in response to someone else’s good mood.

Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.

by Blackeyedsuzy November 8, 2025

hot wet and stanky

a vagina with a yeast infection

my hot wet and stanky won't quit stankin

by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018

Wet Wally

Sticking your tongue in someone’s ear, like a wet Willy but instead of your wet finger it’s your tongue

“ Hey Jerry, I gave Frank a wet Wally as a prank and as soon as I pulled my tongue out of his ear he started moaning, what the fuck”

by Shadowthebro February 16, 2020

Windshield Wetting

The act of participating in oral with a girl wearing glasses and getting cum on them

“She forgot to take her glasses off and I wet her windshield”
“Windshield wetting”

by Hinake UH August 5, 2019

You fancy a sclop nigger dick wet balls pussy Gina

Very me and a lot of schlop nigga

You fancy a sclop nigger schlop You fancy a sclop nigger dick wet balls pussy Gina

by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025

Wet spagoot

The saying, wet spagoot means your a retarded faggot that nobody loves.

Heh look at that wet spagoot over there...he must suck big ol cock

by Jaybread July 22, 2018

Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 13, 2019