I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

busting can

when you have been a naughty boy, you get thrown in the busting can. in here, a bunch of men bust on you and fill up the can, which is about the size of a garbage can, to the brim. in order to survive, you have to drink at least a gallon of sperm, so you don’t drown to the jizz.

player has been eliminated from the match due to death by busting can

by jizz creamery May 6, 2022

Gaming Cans

An empty soda can designed for you to piss in for uninterrupted gaming. If it's wide enough. you may be able to fit a few dukes in there too.

I am ready to ROCK this valorant game, got my gaming cans ready

by comicsansessay39 June 20, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh I Can Change THe Status Quo Of Things<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh I Can Change THe Status Quo Of Things<.7.9.7.6.>

by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.

<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.

<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.

by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

can in math

👀👀👀👀👀

Can in math

by Yzz December 4, 2020