Good Friend Fuck

When someone you are close to—or decently close to—needs help out of a relationship with a crazy person.

Jennifer: Carter got engaged to Heather after like three months of dating, and now we’re all worried about him.

Danielle: Well, there’s only one thing you can do.

Jennifer: What?
Danielle: You’re going to have to good friend fuck him.

by livingrachel August 21, 2019

state-owned goods

Goods that are owned by the state such as utensils, cups, plates, etc. These things are loaned out to the people and if any of such things break or get lost you have to pay a hefty price.

The state-owned goods are part of the state's attempts to control and fine the people.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 7, 2017

put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.

Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.

by Blaze bro 23 May 18, 2011

Good Day High

After a day of amazing events, you're so high off the excitement, you feel like you've eaten a batch of special brownies without the weed.

Lydia: "Dude! Chelsea just told me she's coming back to visit me soon. Im on such a Good Day High right now!"

by Chubby Weiner October 14, 2010

Feel Good Points

Inspired by the Gorillaz Feel Good Inc.

A smug "feel out" question from our HR department regarding working for free in an extremely demanding, high paced position.

I don't care how much your friends make at google are you willing to work for feel good points or not?!

by c-hat-e October 18, 2012

no answer is good answer

A natural "take-off" of the classic "no news" proverb, this saying refers to when you receive no response to a potentially-controversial or "explosive" message that you had trepidatiously sent to an individual or business/government establishment sometime earlier; the idea here is that if your missive's recipient actually was able to "swallow" or "digest" your message's content without "going ballistic" and hot-headedly sending either a seethingly-angry response or the cops your way, then this indicates that the ultra-careful/tactful word-choices that you'd employed when originally composing your message must have paid off --- the recipient's very lack of any response is actually a response in itself, in that he is indicating to you that your message did not excessively upset him.

In today's heatedly-temperish and highly-emotionally-charged business/social world, merely not stressing out someone with a somewhat-unusual/unorthodox statement/request is a major and "worthy" achievement that puts you "ahead of the curve" just by itself, and so you should count your lucky stars and give yourself a pat on the back for good English-communication skills if you actually receive a merely "neutral" reaction when sending someone a potentially-upsetting message --- no answer is good answer, I always say.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

Good one ben

When someone makes a hurtful joke towards you and the only thing you can say back is good one ben because you have no other comeback

Ben: heyo dude you’re so small

Griffin: ahaha good one ben

by Pappa Ben March 13, 2019