Clown Music

A mysterious, cheerful yet very irritating music. The origins of the music are unknown. Possibly coming from creepy motorhomes but no one is brave enough to get close enough to see. This music plays and is heard an but strange, inappropriate moments. Some have been known to be with a hottie and see fireworks.. others have been known to be a hottie and hear clown music. If you were in an enclosed area with no hottie to distract you, listening to the clown music you would want to tear your fingernails off chew on them.

As he pressed me passionately against the side of my car, off in the distance mysterious clown music could be heard.

by jewel9952 August 01, 2011

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NPC music

Music, usually pop, which is not inherently bad, but feels soulless and uninvolved; Music designed to sound like a good song, not actually BE a good song.

Important to note, not all pop is NPC music, but the majority of NPC music is pop.

“I like OneRepublic and Maroon 5.”
“That’s NPC music.”

by Turtle_Shell :D January 07, 2024

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Diet Music

Music that is purposely listened to at low volume with headphones, usually to enhance outside hearing.

Jake wanted to hear if his parents called, so he listened to diet music

by StrataStar May 24, 2021

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Internet Music

Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.

Examples of artists include:

JPEGMAFIA

Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists

Mitski

Semetary.

MF DOOM

And so forth.

Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''

Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''

by TylerTheInventor January 28, 2023

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