The Day of Ass-Slapping

It is a legendary way, where all humans gather to celebrate slapping of ass. On November 13th, a Friday, each human being is to slap the ass of at least one person.

Mac: "Yo! It's The Day of Ass-Slapping!"
Dead: "Really?!"
Mac: "Hell yeah, c'mere boy."

by Dr_Machintosh November 5, 2020

Slap Estonian day

National slap Estonian day is celebrated on the 2nd of September.

To take part you need to smack an Estonian. Sound easy? Thought so. Every tribute helps.

I am going to get rid of the sludge that is Estonia by slapping an estonian on Slap Estonian Day

by MajimaOwO August 22, 2022

slap some salmon on it

When you want someone to do something smoking or add a little pazzaz.

come on tommy, slap some salmon on it!

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

slip slap

Slip it in the butt, slap her on the ass.

When she isn't ready, I'll slip slap that bitch.

by Marc A. Thomas August 18, 2009

Hitch-Bitch Slap

To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".

He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.

by Ken Overton January 10, 2009

slap ass day

slap everyones ass September 30th

WHY DID SOMEONE SLAP MY ASS
its slap ass day my niqqa

by hisijwjdhdhnehw September 22, 2019

cincinnati ass slap

When two soldiers march in a hugging pose while one soldier plays percussion music on the buttocks of the other. When no instruments were available during marches in civil war times, this was used as an alternative to keep soldiers in step.

The highest honer a union soldier could receive was to be assigned the Cincinnati Ass Slap during long marches.

by HistoryMaster April 25, 2017