You take a dump and when you turn around to have a look at it (of course you do) there is nothing there..
"I swear i curled out a trans-atlantic cable but when i looked down there was nothing there.." "Whoa ghost shit!"
by footfarmer September 27, 2005
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After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.
by Ole Red February 18, 2007
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Get the This shit is legit mug.A person who loves drama and gets off on it and loves to keep drama going and loves to lie on others and loves the he said she said game and just loves to spread shit and play in it and stir it. Formally known as “drama queen” shit eaters don’t deserve to be queen of any thing…. They are nothing more than shit eaters…
Those two old ho bags are big time shit eaters that love drama and they lie so much they believe their own lies!
by Squbbles April 3, 2022
Get the Shit eater mug.When you eat something with too much green pigment in it and your fecal matter comes out green. May or may not also be hairy.
Friend:"Yo you wanna try some of this guacamole?"
You:"Nah man last time I ate that I got da grinch shits"
Child:"What happened to all of the christmas presents?!"
You:"Well I had mad grinch shits last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas."
You:"Nah man last time I ate that I got da grinch shits"
Child:"What happened to all of the christmas presents?!"
You:"Well I had mad grinch shits last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas."
by Turhamkey March 16, 2013
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