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Ryan

The quiet, independent, reserved guy who barley breaks a straight face who only truly opens up to very few. If you think you know him, think again. He’s a kind, caring, and a respectable, supportive person who’s wisdom knows no limit. He doesn’t follow the crowd, does his own thing. He might be cold and distant on the outside but is an old soul and a weeb who’s shoulder you can cry on for hours and he’ll listen to every word. I’m talking to you fish boy.
Person 1: Hey look it’s Ryan.
Person 2: Why pay him any mind? He barely talks.
Person 1: Because he’s what you call respectable.
by Pachicho November 4, 2020
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Ryan

An absolute sexy Beast who can pull any girl if he tries and normally has something an absolute god in the bed and don't even get me started on kissing even though he is a big lad he has dark secrets and has had a difficult past but powers through he has very dreamy eyes and very fluffy hair. he makes friends easily and when he does have a girlfriend he will make them feel like the only girl in the world.
Ryan's soooo fit

Ryan was probably my best boyfriend
by Ryan M3ndoza October 13, 2020
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Ethan Ryan

Someone who has a big meat head, and is proper dopey and has a six incher
You have an Ethan Ryan head you dopey spud.
by Meatheads4You March 19, 2020
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Ryan

A fun, energetic boy who loves to laugh and easily gets people to laugh. You will find it's easy to become his friend as soon as you meet. He is also protective of friends and family. If a friend is struggling, he will be there for them. He knows when it is appropriate to be immature and when he should be mature. He knows how to treat a lady, whether it be playful or chivalrous or just hold and listen to her. He loves to be active and also enjoys video games. He won't ask for it, but sometimes he just needs a hug and someone to sit with in companionable silence.
Person1: Who's that with the loud laugh?
Person2: Oh that's just Ryan being Ryan!
by Usedspace10 November 23, 2021
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Ryan Energy

Synonymous with any and all actions that may create situations that may be synonymous with:

- Socially awkward
- Socially aggressive
- Cringe

- Wealthy and out of touch
- Douchey
"Did that guy really just say electric skateboards are affordable and should replace all cars?"
" Yeah that's got big Ryan Energy."

"I went on a date with this guy and he kept talking about The Big Short and offering his blazer to me. I felt like he had Ryan Energy."
by Teka49 November 4, 2023
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Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
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Ryan Douglas milkshake

A fine built man sits under 7 black men jerking it and he can’t move a muscle until all men blow hot steamy loads everywhere
Hey guys wanna have a Ryan Douglas milkshake
by Ryansmilkshake July 26, 2025
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