Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 9, 2019

Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns

Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

Socket punch

The act of punching ones female partner directly in the vagina

After a particularly uninspiring performance by my girlfriend in bed last night, I gave her a good ole socket punch right in the babymaker!

by MikeyG23 September 16, 2020

Penix punch

Belief by Atlanta Falcons fans that Michael Penix will save their franchise. A form of copium.

“I drank the Kirk Cousins kool-aid, but then I switched to Penix punch.”

by that80sguywithbonitis July 11, 2025

korean death punch

When a person punches the schpinter and pierces the anus, the receivers anus swallowing through fist completely.

My girl gave me a Korean Death Punch last night and I can't walk anymore!

Want another?

by Thunderroad75 May 9, 2024

Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch

Saitama: Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch

Boros: OH SHI-

Boros: (dead)

Saitama: ez

Saitama used Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch on Boros

by ()|\|3 P!3C3 F@n January 23, 2024

Shotgun punch

The act of punching a shotgun bullet that is considered a projectile and not hitscan to receive any benefits you receive from parrying a bullet.

If you want to be optimal you have to Shotgun punch.
I was making fun of this blue GoPro with 13 cents, it was funny till' it Shotgun punched a shell right up my ass.

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023