pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma May 24, 2012

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Peppa Pig

A really popular Tv show that a bunch of people have made edits on, like that youtuber Roscoe McGilludy i think. Peppa pig is really annoying and Mummy pig gets a full description on google.

Real Peppa Pig: Hello Mummy Pig!
Edits: Yo sister what's popping?

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pig hocked

A (usually a woman) that waddles when she walks (can’t move her hips). May be “bow legged” as another example.

That bitch is so pig hocked she must have been riding too many hogs

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Pigs in blankets

A food that consists of small sausages wrapped in bacon. It is eaten in Britain lots.

Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!

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intense pig latin

what ends up on the screen when your curser mysteriously moves as you try to type

i was instant messaging with my friend when my cursor moved and she could not understand the intense pig latin on my screen! "slike my lifeounds" (translation: sounds like my life)

by thelwngnome December 29, 2011

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