monkey jealous

Extremely jealous; jealous as one monkey without a banana is for another monkey with a banana

"I get monkey jealous about you."

by Myob76 September 28, 2017

cush monkey

When a monkey runs an steals your Cush

That monkey just took my Cush he’s a Cush monkey

by Offff god October 20, 2017

air monkey

A fucking dry ass fart.

"I thought I was gonna have a fart, but I let out a fat air monkey"

by Air Monkey October 17, 2017

monkey queef

A monkey (a woman) who cant stop farting

Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef

by LeHaegne October 18, 2017

Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)

Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.

by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017

flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017