Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!

My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”

by A lucid bear November 28, 2023

Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023

Ball Hair

Yum Yum

is that some ball hair?
Yes

by BqllHair December 13, 2023

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

Ayden's Armpit Hairs

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.

"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"

by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023

Getting hair

When a individual of the preferred sex sits in the seat behind you in a car and deeply slowly and sexually runs there fingers through your hair

“Hey didn’t you hear? Max was getting hair from Vicky in the Volvo last night after the show. yeah and his boner was extreme”

-“no way, lucky duck.”

by Hairgetter July 31, 2023