DAVID

David is a great and lovely guy. He can be awkward at times, but is often fun to hang around with. If you don't involve David with certain activities, he just vanished and plays a mobile game in the corner of the class on his own. David also doesn't like to wear pants. Finding a David with normal pants on is more rare than drawing 2 royal flushes back to back.

Wild David appeared. Friend uses pants. It's super effective!

by nethiq February 6, 2019

Andrew, lucas, david, and henry

Group of very dumb idiots who need to get a life.

Dang they are a group of Andrew, lucas, david, and henry

by Someone_On_This_earth October 19, 2020

David

Suicidal short little kid with ugly hair and likes Marissa after she dumped him and he is a slut of a person

David is gay

by the bruh moments February 13, 2020

David

David

David

by anonymous November 23, 2021

David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love

Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn”

by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 6, 2024

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.

"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.

by Mike the rock Tyson June 4, 2017