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David

David is the hottest person ever, with the BIGGEST dick. He is so kind and loving. He humor is so raw it is probably the funniest thing ever. They aren't afraid to take control when needed and always are down for ANYTHING. If you know a David in your life, I'd go after them because they will know how it's done
by D$lova October 3, 2019
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David

a really cute guy I wanna kiss a trillion times.
beth(what he calls me grr); DAVID IS SO CUTE
cung (his best friend); shut the fuck up
by beth is cool September 13, 2021
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David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 24, 2022
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David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔
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David

To the girl he's with he's known as Daddy but to his friends the old davester Dave guy Dave brougham Dave bud in all the Davidlicious things you can think of he is a friend who is always there and an OCD cleaner you may get pulled over with cops asking where the catalytic converters but don't be afraid the cops will let you go and you can live on with your life anyways all in all David mazar's is thw shiz it
Big dick daddy from Cincinnati that's super David of you to even try to be as David as he is
by Stupidspic June 15, 2023
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David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up
Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro
by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021
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david

i saw a david hiding in that bush, be careful!
by chig2 March 10, 2019
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