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David

David is the hottest person ever, with the BIGGEST dick. He is so kind and loving. He humor is so raw it is probably the funniest thing ever. They aren't afraid to take control when needed and always are down for ANYTHING. If you know a David in your life, I'd go after them because they will know how it's done
by D$lova October 3, 2019
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David Grigg

A David Grigg is the raddest fucking dude alive. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. No situation is so good that adding a David Grigg won't make it better. They are the epitome of cool but also have a sweet side as a kicker.
Jacko called in sick for work so he could help me move house. And he turned up with a slab so we could sink a few in the new joint to christen it. Hes such a David Grigg
by Bazza the Blacksmith March 23, 2021
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david

u see kalis brother david he has anger issues and is an asshole
by neieneja June 24, 2022
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David

a really cute guy I wanna kiss a trillion times.
beth(what he calls me grr); DAVID IS SO CUTE
cung (his best friend); shut the fuck up
by beth is cool September 13, 2021
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David

David is a typical name for gingers. he is the height of a midget, violent, loves football (even though he is shit at it) and has shit grades. dont be like david.
Person 1: Look at that gingermidget.
person 2: he looks like a david.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you
Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀
by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022
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Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.
Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other
by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022
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