monkey queef

A monkey (a woman) who cant stop farting

Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef

by LeHaegne October 18, 2017

Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)

Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.

by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017

flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017

egption monkey

A EGPTION MONKRY ID S MONKY WHO IS FROM EGYPT AND LEIKS TO STEAL ONES SOCKS

yo dat egption monkey just stole mah sock bruh!!!!!!!!!

by SLIMEBOI3000 May 29, 2017

Scuz monkey

When hair in your drain is clumped together with semen that has gone down the drain as well.

John pulled the scuz monkey out of his drain this afternoon

by Mortt June 26, 2017

monkey boy

A slang word meaning slave, or subservient person.

"Hey, monkey boy! Get me a glass of water!"

by RocketMaster July 1, 2017