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found the american

A sarcastic response used online (especially on Reddit) when someone makes a comment that assumes U.S. culture, politics, laws, or measurements apply to the entire world. It’s a quick way of pointing out a very America-centric perspective.
Comment: “Wait, you guys don’t celebrate Thanksgiving?”
Reply: “Found the American.”
by green-period September 9, 2025
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Gooper-American

A group of people born in American from Goop descent. The people of Goop left to escape the brutal labor laws and live the ‘American dream.’
My mom is from Goop. I’m a Gooper-American.
by Leslie Fergishaw September 13, 2025
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American AllStar

When a sexual act is taking place and incest, children, adults and shitting is a part of the gangbang
by MamaPhuker September 29, 2025
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Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.
Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.
by Phrackster October 2, 2025
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Tylenol American

“Tylenol American” is slang term for an American individual with autism in regards to recent research connecting the consumption of Tylenol (acetaminophen) with increased risks for autism.
Pippa is a prime example of a proud Tylenol American.
by ya_homeboy_prophet October 4, 2025
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African-American Yute

Some African-American Yute shot up my homie's homie Quavon.
by BrickWallWilliams October 6, 2025
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Anglo-American language

Pronunciation: /ˈæŋɡ.loʊ əˈmɛr.ɪ.kən læŋɡ.wɪdʒ/
Definition:
A reinvented language combining elements of Anglo-Norman, Iberian-Romance subfamilies, and neologisms starting from 2024. Designed to phase out Scandinavian-Germanic influences, ideally reducing them to less than 10%, or potentially eliminating them entirely.

Significance:
• It defines a radical departure from traditional American English by obliterating it of Scandinavian-Germanic roots.
• It emphasizes unity across cultures by integrating Latin and Romance elements.
• It identifies a fresh start for American English, abandoning old-fashioned structures.
• It avoids confusing pronunciations and irregular verb forms.
• It simplifies studying curves for non-native speakers.
• It improves readability and comprehensibility through clearer orthography.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms with Latin and Romance alternatives, similar to "Novlang".
Phrase: Anglo-American language
Examples:
• "The Anglo-American language employs purely Latin roots for expressing time-related concepts."
• "Students benefit from the Anglo-American language's absence of irregular verbs."
• "Confusing homophones like 'ship' and 'sheep' are eliminated in the Anglo-American language."
• "This dictionary provides translations between Anglo-American and traditional English."
• "Immigrants appreciate the clarity and straightforward syntax of the Anglo-American language."
by Dmitrio October 6, 2025
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