An amazingly smart basic bitch who is can be a bit grumpy at times but that’s usually when she’s PMS’ing or on her period but a jar of Nutella can fix that. But in other terms she’s actually a kind-hearted person who can make Social Studies or any other boring class fun. She’s beautiful and if you mess with her, you’re sure to be dragged into a world full of hurt and literal Hell. She makes a good sister.
Sam: Where the fuck is my Starbucks?!
Lyla: Are you on your period?
Sam: Yea. And my mother forget my Nutella!
Lyla: Uhh...Would Panera fix that?
Sam: NO! I want my Nutella damn it!
Lyla: Ok, ok.
Lyla: Are you on your period?
Sam: Yea. And my mother forget my Nutella!
Lyla: Uhh...Would Panera fix that?
Sam: NO! I want my Nutella damn it!
Lyla: Ok, ok.
by ThisGamingWorld May 20, 2018
Get the Sammug. Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.
"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018
Get the Sam Mcteaguemug. Who the fuck is Sam?
by Sam2000 November 21, 2021
Get the Sammug. A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older
Sam isn't funny
by anonymous April 30, 2023
Get the Sammug. by pink_lasagna June 27, 2024
Get the Sam Reichmug. online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021
Get the shoe eater sammug. by Don’t tell me what to do May 25, 2019
Get the Sammug.