Jake

Likes to sniff carpets and has a man-gina and is a goblin gooner

Hi jake
Jake: *sniffs carpet*

by user12916286271 October 7, 2025

jake

so basically, hes a guy who never has time for study groups and doesn't give cranes ig

A jake will say "what do you mean by study group" "i don't have tome for those"

by N.A and KA and A.S via insta November 2, 2021

Jake

Typically a man who doesn’t support his child for years then has another child with another woman and then he wants to be apart of his first kids life, but only because the new girl is making him.

Did you use a condom? You don’t want to end up with a Jake.

by Totesgerman September 3, 2020

Jakes

Often referred to in drill rap, Jakes are symbolized as cops, or police officers

Runnin' from the jakes

by lanq April 30, 2023

Jake-Lembo

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.

Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.

by ARVEDA May 16, 2018

Jake Paul

Gay.

Jake Paul is gay and retarded .

And is also a pussy to fight Ksi.
Douchetuber.

Jake paul is gay. Gay=Jake Paul

by Niceman_123 March 20, 2021

Jake and Evie

Jake and Evie will get together on the 18th day of a month and will never leave eachothers side. Jake knows that he can be an idiot at times but he knows Evie will always be there to give him a slap

Jake and Evie are soulmates

by smexc person 12 November 22, 2021