Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.

The egg has been cracked

by contest2054 September 5, 2018

Cumberland Scotch Egg

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

Egg

Someone that types up egg on urban dictionary hoping to find a fuck recipe or something

Christine: I like eggs
Jimbob:fuck off

by I like trains23 March 8, 2019

Egg Drop Soup

When a girl has a yeast infection and is on her period. It comes out all yellow and stringy.

Did you have fun last night? No, I was eating egg drop soup all night and now I have thrush.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 18, 2023

eggs aight

When you're making a delicious, unique combination of eggs and anything you find in your fridge in a frying pan and someone looks and asks what you're cooking. EGGS AIGHT!

Hey, what is that you're cooking? .....Eggs aight.

by Mitchq January 19, 2018

Ivern Eggs

those honeyfruits from league of legends that restore health and mana.

"bro, i'm so low"
"just go grab some Ivern Eggs"
"great idea"

by gimme Lamp February 1, 2021