smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

Potato

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass?
Boy: it’s a potato!
Girl: ...

by GabbyC03 November 2, 2019

potato

A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

A homeless man will rape you with a potato...

by SwagPotatoes June 29, 2016

PP Potatoes

The fucking cool kids. Don’t mess with these bitches.

Kid: Hi
PP Potatoes: Get the fuck away

by Tickerateeeee April 14, 2021

potato

1 - A photo or video taken with a physical camera when software should be used instead.

2 - Something dumb and/or pointless

3 - A bland vegetable that grows underground

4 - A go-to word for when you forget or don't know how to finish a sentence

1 - Someone takes a picture of a screen with a camera Nice potato! (fn + F1)

2 - Someone does something stupid Potato.

3 - Mashed potatoes are very tasty

4 - You're wrong because your... um... err... POTATO!

by Fireheart318_YT February 2, 2017

Potato

A soldier who is absolutely useless. When a potato gets too old to be used. Green on the outside and bloody lazy.

Holy crap that soldier is a potato. He’s done nothing all day.

by PTE HAED March 27, 2019

Potato

A name for a person who you love

Best friend:what am I to you?
Girl:you're my potato!

by Redpineapple September 10, 2020