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Jake

Jakes are pretty sound geezas. They have emo phases and tend to listen to music such as bad girls club, and smoke a lot of pot. They are really cool boppers and are always looking for a good time. If you need a good time make sure you call jake.
Person: I need to feel good tonight
Me: call jake
by DreaderZ February 26, 2024
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Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.
You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.
by thickcock121 February 27, 2024
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jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty
by lovergirllx March 8, 2024
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Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.
"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"
by anonymous March 11, 2024
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JAKE

JAKE Means Take
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Jake Furry

A furry who has no friends and cannot aim straight. The only thing they are aiming for is to shank up ZR and ER
He is such a Jake Furry
by Qoo123 March 16, 2024
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A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.
The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.
by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024
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