national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.

Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”

by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023

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National hug a boy day

Girls go out there and hug a boy. They deserve it.✨

It’s national hug a boy day so hug a boy girls

by h@ydëñ October 19, 2019

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National lose weight day

It’s time for you to lose weight fat ass! Get on the treadmill and run muthafucka RUN!

Go skinny or go home...

It’s national lose weight day!

by Jaycake September 24, 2019

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National kiss a Mia day

National kiss a Mia Day

If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek

Her: Why did u kiss me?

Person: Because it’s November 5th

Her: Ooooh it’s national kiss a Mia day

by Askmeoutdummy October 30, 2019

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national lily obsession day

for the one girl out there who has an obsession on someone named lily, you should hangout with her and talk to her and let your dreams come true. hopefully you are able to have sleepovers with her but i doubt that will happen. anyway lily if you see this make my dream come true and don’t hate me ever

national lily obsession day

lily is awesome

lily is kind

lily is my bestie

lily silly lily

by LILY IS MY BESTIE February 18, 2021

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