Green Early Gift

A child who was conceived after their parents got drunk on St. Patrick's Day, and so was born around Christmastime and constantly has their birthday forgotten.

I hate my parents for making me a green early gift.

by RLYoshi March 13, 2015

Green Turd Day

The day after Green Beer Day, when green causes show their inevitably green consequences.

- So I took a dump this morning, and it was GREEN.
- Yup, that's Green Turd Day alright.

by Carnosaure March 6, 2010

Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.

Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”

by pillow1255 August 14, 2022

down the green pipe

A metaphor for taking a daring and risky route when attempting to solve a problem. This is associated with the phrase from the video game Super Mario Bros. where the titular characters went down the green pipe to reach secret coins and warp to other parts of the game.

I'm going down the green pipe to solve this issue!

by The Ferocious Whomper January 5, 2023

green stuff in that lobster

that ho thats gets in your space to much and you punch that lobster in the face

man i green stuff in that lobster last night

by jkjdfhdf March 29, 2017

green n me

to put some one on

ahh come on,your green n me...

by Gambino6 November 5, 2021

Ash Green School

AGS. A big piece of utter Trash!! Also know as “Trash Green”

Joe: Yo enit the school is called “Trash Green”
Mrs Hendry: no Joe it’s called “Ash Green School”

by Anonymous1212121212121 January 18, 2021