Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies

cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies

by because im short May 6, 2022

I know that cookie good

A figure of speech for saying that p or pussy is magnificent and enjoying

When bruzz is hanging out with chopped huzz:
Knox: how was that girl last night
Lincoln: she chopped asf
Knox: I know that cookie good tho

Lincoln: hell yea the cookie was magnificent

by Lincwalkemdownandcuttheydickof December 16, 2024

cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives

Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1

by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018

Cookies And Cream

A threesome involving 2 black people of the same gender and 1 white person of any gender

Alternate name 'Oreo Sex'

Michael picked up two black chicks at the bar and had Cookies And Cream with them

by Biggie Cheese January 31, 2017

Death Cookie

An apres-ski drink where an espresso shot is dropped into a pint of beer and consumed.

I was torn because it was 8am on the West coast of the US but 5pm in Austria, so I decided to have a Death Cookie.

by Texas Thompkins November 1, 2019

crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)

kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo

by Ricky randall August 5, 2025