dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

aaron money

Gigachad that has many different forms. Some say he’s got a bbc.

Aaron money: “I am aaron”

All women within a 1000 mile radius: cooms

by A wise ass dude November 24, 2021

T-Money

Someone who is always late can be described as tardy, unpunctual, or habitually late. Other terms might include "flake," "flakey," or even "not reliable"

Steve is always late he is a real a T-Money!

by RG34 May 7, 2025

any money

Do anything for money or let people or someone do something to you for money.

Did you buy that car through using any money.

Asked Mike Isaac.

by Mike Isaac Konso May 21, 2022

Shaq Money

When a married athlete pays his side women money to keep quiet about the affair.

She's livin large on all that Shaq Money.


Kobe should have paid that bitch the Shaq Money so he wouldn't have went to court.

by wallywest517 August 29, 2008

Money Waste

It's just wasting money on useless expensive things. Or getting scammed by a online shop web.

A example of money waste: if you buy a fursuit you just wasted qlot of money and you will be beaten up in public if you wear a fucking fursuit

by That Memer 69420 monke January 8, 2021

Jackson 5 Money

Forcing your children into acting to profit and live vicariously through them.

Damn girl we need to have some beautiful babies so we can get that Jackson 5 Money

by Really not my real name November 5, 2014