poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

milk

the best drink i've ever had in my life, hits more when you add chocolate syrup
it's most likely used for breakfast like cereal or a glass of it

milk

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation August 21, 2022

Milk

My nickname.

What.

WHAT ELSE COULD It BE?
Your mom

sorry that wasnt funny

Hey milk wanna go on a date.

SOMEONE PLZ SAY THIS IM LONELY

by MILK67392 July 20, 2021

echo milk

Straight up cum.

She swallowed my echo milk.

by Nonstickgore August 17, 2018

milk aisle

When people spend time procrastinating instead of doing their work. As their deadline approaches, they steal and cheat (milk) others people’s ideas or work like they are shopping in the milk aisle. For example, googling answers to homework assignments.

Hugo didn’t complete his project for 7th period so he had to milk aisle it.

by Why’d April 28, 2021

he milk

1. When a man lactates from his penis. It’s cum.

2. When a man ejaculates from his nipples.

Must be the he milk.

by Hemilkman November 30, 2017

Milk

Calcium Sauce

(Dad) Man, Daughter can i squeeze the milk out of you?!

(Daughter) You mean calcium sauce, Right?

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant February 5, 2021