Skip to main content

Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).
We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.
by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013
mugGet the Jake's Lawmug.

first-cousin-in-law

1- First-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin.
3- Cousin-in-law.
My first-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
mugGet the first-cousin-in-lawmug.

step-co-grandpibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandpibling's spouse.
step-co-grandpibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
mugGet the step-co-grandpibling-in-lawmug.

Freeman's Law

"Any item of outrage shall be forgotten by the time a more complex solution or answer has revealed itself."

Akin to the Murray Gell-mann law as suggested by Michael Crichton, this law deals with the cascading effects of outrage on social forums such as Facebook and subsequent amnesia when the outrage has subsided. Various types of mindless shaming and outrage may be considered, and the law is applicable to situation where the cause of the outrage turns out to have been false after but where the negative effect is not reversed.
A pediatrician in England fell foul of the Freeman's law after it emerged that the angry mob had falsely thought them a pedophile.
by TurboBaconator October 22, 2015
mugGet the Freeman's Lawmug.

Pria's Law

"Anyone that comes out (as gay, trans, non-binary, etc) will eventually meet other people with the same labels as them"

essentially the law implies that coming out of the closet about your sexuality, gender, race, political views, etc will lead you to meet other people with the same labels as you.
"since coming out as trans, i've met 3 new trans people today. this must be the work of Pria's Law"
by Pria The Jumpluff April 11, 2021
mugGet the Pria's Lawmug.

Courtney's law

Law of not wearing outside clothes in bed. Only pyjamas and underwear are allow in bed.
Uh uh no. Courtney's law, No outdoor clothes in my bed. Take your clothes off before you get in bed.
by Sleeping giant March 15, 2023
mugGet the Courtney's lawmug.

Law of choonism

The law states, that Any individual who is classified as choon must have a choononic magnitude twenty times greater than its surface area cubed.
Yousef: woah that was a very chooni action
Ashkan: according to the law of choonism the action portrayed is not as chooni as possible, refer to Law of choonism Vol. 2 Act.7
by Juicysef July 27, 2021
mugGet the Law of choonismmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email