She secretly dunked his nuts in vinegar for years until they became pickled eggs.
(see sexual move: Surprise Pickling)
(see sexual move: Surprise Pickling)
by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020

by notarussianspy November 19, 2020

by Agownley February 6, 2017

by 🍒👼🏼💌🍯 February 14, 2018

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021
