A piece of art deserving of a mantle in the Buckingham Palace and is considered the 8th wonder of the world.
Person 1: Yo bro, did you watch the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie?
Person with immaculate taste: No, but have you watched The Walking Dead? It is truly the best source of entertainment with rich character plot and development with an enticing story line and brutal antagonists.
Person with immaculate taste: No, but have you watched The Walking Dead? It is truly the best source of entertainment with rich character plot and development with an enticing story line and brutal antagonists.
by Getonfortnitern November 15, 2023
by Isxga September 07, 2020
When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)
by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023
by Pickles4eva December 07, 2021
by Pickles4eva December 07, 2021
A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).
“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 29, 2022