Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 21, 2023

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018

egg

everyday good girl

Sorry you're feeling dysphoric. Don't worry, you're my EGG (everyday good girl)!

by kit10 April 10, 2022

egg burp

a time every month your body starts to digest the bad stuff left behind making you very gassy and your burp smells like rotten eggs.

Perla: whats that smell

Luis: Its that time of the month

egg burp is the time you digest bad stuff.

by Luis Chico1995 May 29, 2022

Egg

A song made by CG5.

Josh: "Hey, go to SoundCloud real quick."
Luca: "Alright... *types soundcloud.com in the address bar"
Josh: "Okay, now type Egg - CG5 into the search bar"
Luca: "Okay the- wait a minute what the fuck?"

by anonymous May 7, 2023

Semi Side Up Eggs

Sunny side up eggs, but the yolk is popped and lightly cooked on both sides.

I prefer semi side up eggs over Sunny side up

by Loftsnax August 13, 2021