jake wills

A man with an excellent toe game, who loves to have sex with his friend's mother's.
"Wow that guy is a real Jake Wills, I should keep my mother away from him! And my toes!"
by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020
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tom and jake making out

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out
by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023
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jake thornton

a smelly little nonce who you will find outside your local primary school looking at childrens toenails.
Person 1: wow, theres a guy outside of the local primary school
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton
by yournan12333 November 08, 2017
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Jakes lover

Jake one and only lover is a girl named Sarah
You can use it like that, Jakes lover is so lucky to have sim jake aka sim jaeyun
by jaeyun04 September 13, 2022
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Jake Russo

An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.
Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.
by jakerusso2006 November 22, 2021
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jake briningstool

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
by sickbitch1234 November 02, 2020
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Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.
by StopJake2017 March 15, 2017
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