David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped the border!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails

I can't believe your a David Ochoa

by Crispybola November 22, 2021

david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.

Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!

by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018

David

David is a very stupid boy and he is a Minecraft nerd.

Fuck, hes playing Minecraft again.

Who?

David

by Horny 2000 March 2, 2020

David Erickson

A person who is very sensitive gets triggered over the words “gay” “faggot” and “retard” and thinks “retard” is a slur

Random person that’s gay some faggot acting like a retard

David Erickson Don’t say words like gay the f word and the r word and the r word is a slur

by Boogereater69 May 22, 2022

David

David is a asshole he is also a lier so if your are dating a David break up with him ... also he is secretly gay

David is gay

by David Leanadro October 15, 2019

alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10

Alek David fish is the best man on earth.

by gulmworder August 28, 2022