A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.
by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022
Get the Sammug. Two fun girls who will rock your world (separately). They love drinking and are great potential trophy wives. #daddy
by Mehehehehehi January 2, 2022
Get the Sam and Aimeemug. A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older
Sam isn't funny
by anonymous April 30, 2023
Get the Sammug. Sam is a super funny guy who is definitely your best friend. Hes always there for you and even though hes almost always making fun of you he is always making you laugh. You and him could talk for hours on end and you never seem to run out of things to say. Hes always concerned for your mental health cuz im mean your crazy. He is a musical genius and he is amazingly smart even if he doesnt see it. Hes gonna be an NBA star someday and he hopefully will stay in your life forever
by greendayaddict2748 March 25, 2020
Get the Sammug. 
by Don’t tell me what to do May 25, 2019
Get the Sammug. by pink_lasagna June 27, 2024
Get the Sam Reichmug.