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Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.
Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.
by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023
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angry titties

Breasts that are so saggy or otherwise visually displeasing that the spectator becomes enraged from the mere sight of them.
I finally got to see Miranda topless and that bitch got some angry titties. I just punched the wall and stormed outta there!
by Virldeen Vulpes Vulpes August 9, 2018
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Hangy Titty

Of or pertaing to the very large, saggy and pepperonied nippled breasts, usually middle aged African American women.
"I could only imagine what all that yo yo dieting has done to Oprahs boobs, shes probably got the hangy titty"
by arrrwood April 2, 2011
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Fitty wit a titty

A "C" note. Heard this expression once, many years ago, in Louisiana, believe it was a localized Creole slang. May have read it in the comments section of WorldStar Hip Hop web site.

I presume that "titty" refers to the extra zero a hundred dollar bill would have, that extra zero standing for a rough cartoon version of a female breast, nipple or areola.
Reverend Ike, admonishing his audience to give generously: "I don't want no twenty dollar bill! I don't want no fitty dollar bill either! Pull out that fitty wit a titty—a hundred dollar billthat's what I want to see!
by MikeTmobile October 12, 2016
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Guy Titties

The male version of the females plip plipps. (Plipp plipps meaning nipp nipps). They can often be moved if one makes use of the pectorial muscles, or otherwise can be sucked for enjoyment if they do not contain harmful microbes, which is why its helpful to wash your Guy Titties before the sucking commences, or the pectorial movement spectacle commences.
1: Yo, look at my guy titties!
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)
by Informative Professor Gumby September 27, 2023
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Titty tuesday

February 8th is titty tuesday. Any person with titties(male or female) must show them to a person of the alternate gender for judging.
Guess what bitch it’s Titty tuesday
by Man behind the moon February 8, 2022
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Shitty Titty

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.
I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.
by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019
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