one-up guy

A guy who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does. If you say you ran a 5 minute mile, he ran a 4 minute mile. If you say you went swimming this weekend, he'll tell you he's a certified lifeguard and swims every weekend. If you say you made coffee this morning, one-up guy will tell you that he grew, harvested, roasted, ground, and brewed his coffee. Usually the one-up explanations are long-winded, boring, and self-serving. Most of the one-up explanations are probably lies.

"I was telling him about my ski trip to Taos. One-up guy over there spent 20 minutes talking about how he used to be a ski instructor in Taos. I hate one-up guy."

by Quincey Morris June 20, 2008

pound one out

1.To Jerk off profusely, like a banshee. Usually when upset.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.

After a long fight with his girlfriend regarding her disintereset in putting out, Jason Grout proceeded to Pound one out in the upstairs bathroom.

by Dune C June 28, 2007

push one out

the act of going to the shitter and pushing out a huge turd.

I'm going to go push one out and smoke a doobie.

by qwerty12 August 27, 2007

suck a fat one

Telling someone to seriously fuck off. Don't just go suck a dick, but suck a fat dick. Especially if it's a weak or lame thing that the guy did.

-- Hey man, I took some money off your dresser. Then a bunch of dudes at the bar talked me into buying rounds. I'll pay you back though, as soon as I get my next paycheck.

-- Dude, go suck a fat one!

by Mondo 9000 March 17, 2016

Buzz One Off

Slang term used by Women when they go to masturbate with their vibrator for a quick orgasm. The saying is similiar to when Men have to go "Rub One Out".

"Got damn April, could you believe how sexy that Tim guy was looking tonight!!!"
"I know Emily, I'm headed to my room right now to find my vibrator and buzz one off!!!"

by SLCvDUB January 19, 2010

one-hundred-some

1. 100 having sex with each other

2. My future birthday party

3. The wildest shit ever

4. Best night ever

See also: threesome, sex. and orgy

Person 19: OMG! It's SOO HOT IN HERE
Person 66: That is NOT my hand
Person 2: Oops, sorry, that's supposed to be up your ass!
Person 79: WTF ARE WE DOING?
Persons 1,43, 34, and 100: a ONE-HUNDRED-SOME!

by ihateurmom June 22, 2010

lose one's shit

To have a complete mental and physical breakdown as a result of someone's jackassery or assholery.

When I mentioned I wanted to become a woman, my girlfriend totally lost her shit.

Good grief, if you kids don't stop with this jackassery, I'm going to lose my shit!

by groovygrrl October 13, 2004