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Seasonal Friend

A friend who seems to always want to do something during one season (summer, for example), then seems to drop off the face of the earth once the other season rolls around for one reason or another (perhaps school).

One way to mitigate this type of friend is to share in common interests during more than just the months where they seem to have the most time.
"Man, Tanner hasn't wanted to do anything in ages."
"yeah, I know that feel."
"Darn Seasonal Friends."
by MM3K September 29, 2012
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michael's friend

One who seeks for his own personal gain from the vicinity of others in a gluttonous or sloth manner. Someone who comes over that you don’t really know uninvited or unannounced with intentions or motivation of his own benefit. Taking advantage of the charity, generosity, or hospitality of others.
Basically someone who goes to your house for free shit!
Dude michael's friend drank all my hawaiian punch!
by Elliot LeBoeuf July 26, 2008
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Friend-in-Lease

Friends of your roommates that you never hang out with except through them. More than acquaintance, but less than a real friend.
Man, I can't call Tiffany. She's your friend. She's only my friend-in-lease.
by Dave R October 9, 2005
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brooking friend

a friend that stabs you in the back. a friend that dates your ex.
by madtoys101 June 28, 2009
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Chill Friend

Term used for sexual partners that regularly engage in sexual activities with each other, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

A modern alternative to Fuck Buddy thanks to Netflix and Chill
Person 1: Is that your girl?
Person 2: Nah, she's just my chill friend ;)
Person 1: ooooohhhhh
by Aren't Thou January 23, 2016
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Modern friend

Just gals being pals. Two girls who are clearly dating but people just think they're really close friends.
Girl 1: Yeah she messaged me 'strange question but it looks like you might kiss'... She thought maybe we were just really good modern friends.
by GayDamien69 March 27, 2017
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Friend Zone

A concept created by morons who do not understand the concept of "she's not into you"
You didnt get Friend zoned, you got turned down. Move on.
by JayBob92 September 25, 2016
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