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Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.
“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker
by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018
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Top stuff

Sexual things like kissing,getting down on breasts and giving hickeys
-"Yo i heard there was an orgy list night,did you go?"
-"Yea but i didn't fuck "
-"Really"
-"Yea top stuff only"
by Jayc28 February 25, 2023
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Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.
"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.
by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011
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High topped

High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.
“Bro, what’s wrong?”

HOLD THE PHONE! I’m fucking high topped right now, I need to go for a walk!”
by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025
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stuffed top

When you cum in a girls mouth and she gets a sinus infection
So at the party last night I gave my girlfriend a stuffed top and she was blowing cum out of her nose for weeks.
by Jabob May 20, 2016
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TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.
E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*
by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023
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