by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018

-"Yo i heard there was an orgy list night,did you go?"
-"Yea but i didn't fuck "
-"Really"
-"Yea top stuff only"
-"Yea but i didn't fuck "
-"Really"
-"Yea top stuff only"
by Jayc28 February 25, 2023

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.
"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.
by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011

High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.
by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head Anuda Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head Anuda Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

So at the party last night I gave my girlfriend a stuffed top and she was blowing cum out of her nose for weeks.
by Jabob May 20, 2016

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.
by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023
