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Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.
I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently
by El Choso November 8, 2025
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Power Straight

adj. / noun

(1) A term used to describe a woman—usually in sports or high-level leadership—whose confidence, swagger, and unshakeable dominance in her field make her both intimidating and magnetic. Think of it like a "power suit," but with athleticism and laser focus instead of pinstripes.

(2) Inspired by WNBA sharpshooter Sabrina Ionescu, “Power Straight” references someone (often a woman) who is unmistakably straight but moves through the world with the badass energy, precision, and cool typically reserved for queer icons. She hits threes, shuts down doubters, and doesn’t need to raise her voice to command a room.
“Did you see how Sabrina drained those threes at the All-Star weekend? That’s peak Power Straight energy.”
“She walked into the boardroom like a Power Straight—calm, locked in, zero games.”
by notjoebuck July 31, 2025
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straight pts fuqn

beat that tight pussy up face down ass up no questions asked
wifey: u comin home for lunch?
veteran: cummin hot straight pts fuqn
by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
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Nasty straight

When a man, or woman have, or want to have sex, or raped an animal of the opposite gender.
Billy: Hey Cole, you see that girl dog?
Cole: Yeah, what about it?
Billy: Let’s get nasty straight.
Cole. Okay.
by LinkxPeach May 27, 2025
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Super straight

When you are only attracted to people born of the opposite gender. Another name can be PRETTY FUCKING STUPID.
Thomas: Would you date a trans guy?
David: No dude im super straight.
Thomas: Oh so you’re a retard?
by Narquil da boy March 14, 2021
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Straight To The Toilet

A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.
Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.
by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021
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