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Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
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Car Unicorn

That one car that you wish you could get back; the one that has given you the most trouble but you love it anyway
My 1999 honda accord 4 door was my car unicorn because even though she gave me rough times she was still the best car i know.
by Honda-Man May 3, 2021
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car

Car is a cat that has her own jazzercise studio that also serves as a parfait bar. Car is short for Carolina but if ever called by its full name car will run away in horror.
by steamyloafmuffin_raisin January 10, 2018
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Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.
Redneck 1: Dude!!! They fucking scored we won!
Reneck 2: Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!
by SkailusLOL August 20, 2020
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bosuzoku car

a car with rather "wierd" customizations. Big ass spoiler, splitter and exhaust, and to top it all of a flashy livery. btw it doesnt really work like it should. idiots would call it rice.
Idiot: Your car is soo RicEeEe omg.
Car Owner: First off, its my car. Second off its a f-ing bosuzoku car.
by helldriving January 15, 2022
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Car Snatch

The kind of pussy you have to keep paying for if you want to "fill it up".
Man, I'm in a real dry spell. All I can get right now is car snatch and it's driving me fucking broke.
by Sensible Dictionary November 21, 2010
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car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.
Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.
by darkfeone July 31, 2016
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