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People who are named Sam are hands down the kindest people ever. They’re so genuine and never judge you. They’re always there when you need them and give the best advice. If you know a Sam they’ll probably end up being a therapist because of how good they are at helping people with they’re problems. Although they may be shy or quiet at first once you get to know them THEYRE HILARIOUS. You’ll love em. You could talk to them for hours and it’ll feel like 10 minutes. They’re the type of person to just get you. They understand you and make you feel genuinely happy. Everyone needs a Sam in their lives. If you don’t got one, GET ONE!
Diana: “Who is that?”
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”

Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet
by Samueljrsbestfriend November 25, 2023
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Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.
Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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Sam

A bitch who sucks dick because he has no friend.

All sams are gay
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Sam

The name is Sam .. he must definitely got 98% .. wherever he go .this tag 98 follows him and people on the earth laud him "LORD SAM"
Eg .Ohh sam !!!my god damn !! 98%
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sam is man who isnt afraid to show all his sides, especially his down under. He loves to play Minecraft and proceed to go on some peculiar websites. this guy is a lad. if you come in contact with him its your lucky day. don't forget him, because he will. hang on to him like a biscuit, he likes biscuits. and shoving them up his cheeks
today i met a sam vecey. he is a lad
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Sam

Firstly not only a guys name.
The best person you will meet, will never judge and is very attentive.
She or he will be your life partner in many ways and will leave an impression on you so dont lose this person or they'll get snatched up by someone else and you'll probably get depressed.
Also hella freaky 😈
Oh my God I miss SAM.
Life is miserable without SAM to talk to

WOOOOOOOOW!! NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT KINDA FREAK IN BED 😝
by Sophielala November 22, 2021
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