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The "Not-Mom" 

When you fuck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, The "Not-Mom"
Ex.Guy "1" Dude, last week I screwed Patricia. Shit was tight, I'll probably hit her up again soon.

Guy "2" Jeff, you are fucking your Not-Mom because she looks like your mom and she has the same name as your Mom. haha Gross

When you fuck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, The "Not-Mom"
The "Not-Mom" by Sar452 October 2, 2016
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You're mom gay lol 

The list of worst insults is a collection of insults that parody the ''I sleep with you mom last night''.
Here are the most dangerous insults you can ever tell to a person:

YOU'RE MOM GAY.
Insult Power: 0.5
Result: A person being hit by this insult will be staggered, and fin it hard to breathe.

YOU'RE MOM GAY LOL.
Insult Power: 0.8
in deep depression.

NO YOU.
Insult Power: 1
Result: The result depends on the insult countered.

YOU'RE MOM AND DAD GAY TOGETHER.
Insult Power: 5
Result: A person hit by this insult may have a fatal heart attack.

YOU'RE DAD LESBIAN.
Insult Power: 27
Result: A person hit by this insult will instantly die.

YOU'RE GRANY TRANNY.
Insult Power: 200
Result: A person hit by this will instantly fataly explode.

YOU'RE GRANDPA TRAP.
Insult Power: 5000
Result: A person hit by this insult may litteraly fataly evaporate.

YOU'RE ENITE FAMILY TREE IS LGBT.
Insult Power: 100000
Result: Every atom in the victims body will be teleported to their separate dimensions.
Person 1: You're mom gay lol.
Person 2: No U.
Person 1: You're mom and dad gay together.
Person 2: You're dad lesbian.
Person 1: You're granny tranny.
Person 2: You're grandpa trap.
Person 1: You're entire family tree is LGBT.
*Every atom in person 2's body gets sent to separate dimensions, instantly ending his life*
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rich white mom 

quotes all over the house, thinks they are different than the other moms, uses essential oils to cure everything, has school luches already packed and ready, will not vaccinate their kids. an overall white rich mom
rich white mom by cindy lou hii November 16, 2019

i railed ur mom 

the things more 11 year olds say nowadays as an insult and expect everyone to start fucking crying after they say it
i railed ur mom so hard last night

shut the fuck up child
i railed ur mom by Zewen E November 24, 2021

lyns mom 

a big skanky neanderthal woman who scares the shit out of men until they give into her sexual desires. poor men, AND NO I AM NOT A VICTIM SO FUCK YOU.
DUDE, look at what that that lyns mom is doing to that poor man's pecker.
lyns mom by i love you lyn October 3, 2003
Wow Mom; Getting a tattoo of a "M" on each butt cheek and using your Bung Hole as the "O" so it spells MOM when you bend over.
Did you see Carla's new tattoo on her ass, when she bends over it says Mom.

Ya but when she showed me it said Wow.

WOW MOM, Wow.... Mom...
Wow Mom by Mr Shocker April 18, 2010