Kiss my left lip

To kiss the left labia. Abusive term which could be considered to tell someone to fuck off.

1) go and clean the toilet
2) kiss my left lip

by Sueage March 16, 2019

Kiss a tennis player day

It's a National kiss a tennis player day, it's happening on every month's 1st day.

guy 1: Oh, it's a new month again
guy 2: hell yes, it's kiss a tennis player day!

by themightyRRR December 19, 2019

National Kiss Vinny day

National kiss vinny day is on January 4. Any person named vinny you see you need to kiss. They deserve it.

The kiss slowly turned into gay sex on National Kiss Vinny day

by Herepants January 2, 2022

PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

Kiss a short boy day

On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.

Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!

by IthunkyouknowwhoIam December 1, 2019

Late New Years Kiss

A Late New Years Kiss is when you kiss someone that you would’ve kissed if you were with them on New Years Eve. The kiss must be within 1 week of New Year’s Eve in order to make up for not kissing them on New Years Eve.

Since I wasn’t with you on New Years Eve I’ll give you a late new years kiss to make up for it.

by Endorsedbagel December 31, 2022

National Kiss Someone day

May 7th is National Kiss Someone Day and it can't be your mom or dad or anyone in your family, it has to be a crush or a friend.

You : Did you know what May 7th is?
Friend : No, What is it?
You : It's National Kiss someone Day
Friend : Oh shit, Who Do I Kiss First?

by yessirtoday May 5, 2020