Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023

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straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.

Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.

by YodaTheJedi February 11, 2014

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Super straight

Gay furry

“I like men and anthropomorphic animals”
“Omg your super straight too!”
“Hell yeah! (Makes out)”

by Vegan_Meatball April 10, 2023

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straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird

“That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

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Aquinas straight

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.

I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.

by matkap March 15, 2021

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