johnny can

A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”

Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!

by December 13, 2023

Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "

Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂

by NAINAI12 May 04, 2024

Can Can Coaster

A very good Rollercoaster which is operated by the best employee at europapark (Christopher)

It has an onboard sound track and a creepy moon inside it is themed to baguette and everyone likes it

Let's worship Can Can Coaster

Let's ride Can Can Coaster

by Gogoeoe January 05, 2021

I Can See Clearly Now

Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day

Him: Things are foggy.
Me: Put on your glasses.
Him: Ah, I can see clearly now.

by Nab004 July 16, 2021

farted a can of pepsi

When you feel delighted in a way of dissatisfaction, loss, or redoing.

After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.

by pluvuto February 09, 2021

Canned Belt

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.

My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been

I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.

by dildosexual January 08, 2024

You can bet your bottom bollock

A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet

"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"

by The Accuntant March 20, 2024