David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!

Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

David

David is someone who rides underage, gets them all pregnant and jail is his 2nd home

I swear on my grandads grave she was 16

David

by anonymous August 11, 2024

David

Retard

David is a retard

by Goodgiy4321 August 11, 2024

David

Fucking faggot

David is a fucking faggot

by Goodgiy4321 August 11, 2024

David

A fucking cripple

Who's that kid in a wheelchair

It's David

by Goodgiy4321 August 11, 2024

f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.

Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.

by 3works4me August 12, 2024

David

Faggot

David is a faggot

by Goodgiy4321 August 12, 2024