by Lil Spider October 22, 2020
Avocado cookie is a character from cookie run and is extremely hot. She's also buff and a #girlboss and I have a whole discord for her. She makes really dumb jokes and is a blacksmith. She isn't very popular but her fans are either extremely thirsty for her or really nice. Or they literaly just like her to ship her with matcha. Just never EVER look up her fanart on google. Someone mangaged to make her skinny and underbaked. She also reminds most people of bismuth from steven univeres. Or its just a vegan cookie.
by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021
A shy but kind person. She loves to read and finds the dumest things funny. She is also extremely sexy and has a big ass. When she falls in love she falls in love deep. Also a ginger with long hair. The man that loves her will not be able to keep his hands off her.
by Dogcat123321 May 31, 2018
by Svend_16 September 30, 2020
1A food which may be deemed "unhealthy," yet we enjoy consuming it on a regular basis anyways
2A woman's vagina
2A woman's vagina
ex1: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry
ex2: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry
ex2: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry
by a really cool dude December 10, 2021
Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 02, 2016
The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022